Sunday, May 18, 2008

LINKAGE III. NOT: THE HARMFUL IDIOTS ON THE RUN.

F i c t i o n a l i z e d out of force of habit.

a draft to complement the prior two posts.



After the two prior posts, I surfed web sites, mostly pro-Syrian or Syrian. (Remember: I was abroad so I missed quite a lot of harmful idiocy) If these e-sites are telling half the truth, it looks like Hizbollah has kicked the harmful idiots’ and the Israelis’ ass. De nouveau. (It’s the same ass, though there seems, encore, to be a French ass involved. And a Saudi ass; and a Jordanian.) .

In a nutshell.

The harmful idiots, unwilling and unable for over 40 years to establish a Palestinian state and have reparations paid to the Palestinians and Lebanon, and embedded with the self-referential and eminently reactionary Israelis, who don’t want to share their fortune with those whose misfortune they caused, just can’t seem to learn. To the point of not seeing but through these Israeli reactionary eyes. They can’t seem to appreciate that little minorities in the Middle East and Israel are forever recruiting them to return them to the top.

HIZBOLLAH’S PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE

Heavy (Saudi/Israeli/harmful idiot-ish/French) artillery directed at the Arab Shia of Lebanon.

According to the Syrian and pro-Syrian web sites, the non-Arab Saudi-Israeli Druze extra ordinaire, al-Waleed ben-Yehuda bin-Jumblatt, had invited harmful idiot members of the US and French military to the Shouf . These had identified and begun work on positions to encase/station heavy artillery. They already had in place some of that artillery by the time Hizbollah struck. That artillery was and would be directed at Hizbollah. (The hell with civilians; they’re not Israeli. The Lebanese Shia don’t count as people. Only the Israelis do.) That a helipad, once used by the Lebanese army before the harmful idiots and Jordanian intelligence, on behalf of Holy Israel, miscalculated to destroy Lebanon; and before Jumblatt had declared his de facto pan-Druze state, a la pan-Kurdish one in northern Iraq, the de-facto pan-Sunni in the middle of Iraq, the pan-Shia in southern Iraq – this helipad had been expanded to accommodate both copters and small jets.

(Nothing the harmful idiots touch that they don’t break. They’ve smashed the Arab World to sectarian smithereens on behalf of Holy Israel, an exclusively Jewish state, and oil. Entrapping and sinking themselves and us in the meanwhile in quicksands. They don’t know when to stop.)

The harmful idiots evacuate Saudi and Jordanian operatives.

Another story by a Syrian e-newspaper says that the harmful idiots evacuated from West Beirut around 400 operatives of the intelligence services of Saudi Arabia and Jordan when the harmful idiots realized that Hizbollah would be taking over West Beirut. That these were shuttled to the US embassy in Christian Mount Lebanon, and later put on speed boats dispatched by the USS Cole and shipped to Cyprus.

To assassinate Hassan Nasrallah.

Yet another: that the Israelis and their proxies in Lebanon, especially the now non-Arab and Israeli/Saudi Druze extra ordinaire, al-Waleed ben-Yehuda bin-Jumblatt, says that the self-referential and full-of-it Israelis had this cunning plan to work with the Lebanese proxies of the harmful idiots (Hariri, Siniora, Jumblatt, Geagea, Gemayyel) to assassinate the man Iran loves, Hassan Nasrallah. They would fly a couple of planes over Beirut as a signal, blah, blah, blah. (Can you believe the harmful sophomores?) Remember: the Holy Israelis are amazing geniuses. They spy and spy and spy, because that really is a winner for them. And they have this way of thinking which gives tons of importance to assassinations. They’re intelligence traders; and they’re hit men – all in one package. They’ve always thought that if they assassinate a leader, that his entire movement would crumble. Ha! So funny. That story says that on seeing how fast the men of Hariri and Jumblatt crumbled, the Israelis thought better of the plan. They let their allies eat dirt. (Funny, again. Eating Beiruti dirt, so polluted.) They really didn’t want thousands of missiles to be flying onto their cities. They’re aware that Hizbollah and Iran likely have now decided not to let the Israelis get away with killing Lebanese civilians wholesale, as they did in the summer of 2006, without in return they killing Israeli civilians wholesale. No Hizbollah/Iranian chivalry any longer. Balance of terror against civilians. Not funny.

(Seniora: You can tell the frustration of Siniora in Doha who made an anti-Bush statement -- saying that the Christian-Zionist oil Crusader (SaudiPolitics’ words) was “opportunistic” in his support of Siniora and those on the payroll of the Saudi and harmful idiots’ intelligence services in plantation Lebanon. Yeah? Really? You don’t say? Like you just discovered that Israel comes first for Bush and the harmful idiots? That the two are opportunistic? And you say that just because they didn’t land Israeli Druze troops to assist you? Where were you when they dismantled Arab Iraq? Or, earlier, when they blessed Syrian tanks conquering Mount Lebanon? Oh, oh. You’re Saudi as is your paymaster, Hariri, and so other Arabs and their experience don’t matter to you. Oh, I forgot: Didn’t you see how they screwed the Arab Sunni of Iraq who fought an eight-year war in part to protect Saudi Arabia and Kuwait? Only to have the two scheme against them and have Kuwait entrap them to drag the harmful idiots into the region, to dominate it? You just discovered that they’re opportunistic? Serious?)

PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE

If half-true, these stories reveal a scenario similar to that which occurred in Gaza. There, Hamas, after winning parliamentary elections fair and square, saw the harmful idiots and their reactionary Holy Israeli agents arm Dahlan and company to ignite an intra-Palestinian civil war and reverse Hamas’s electoral victory. Just as with Hizbollah, it seemed Hamas had no choice but to move against the harmful idiots’ proxies in Fatah and kick their ass before these had become competent enough to ignite a full-scale civil war – Elliott Abrams’ plan according to credible press reports.

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THE ACTORS

And you take out Arab Iraq, the balancer of so much, and sink us in quicksands, you geniuses you. Come-on . Let me give you a hug – all of you:

oo Christian-Zionist Crusader : I’m clueless. I believed the right-wing Jews; look what happened. And their people are now writing books criticizing me. I’m back to oil and money: God bless. They’re washing their hands off the fiasco, claiming to be too intelligent to have stood behind me. I’m unloading my people who served me with allegiance, all hundreds of them, -- minus the right wing Jews -- off the federal government payroll to the Saudi payroll – Amwal bin Foss, of Saudi intelligence – he’s my brother Bandar’s man – he’s a good man this Amwal, though a Muslim – will make sure my people are hired and given contracts by the many corporations which do business in the Kingdom.


oo Bald Samson: money, oil, money, oil, money, Dubai – damn the f---ing mullahs, Muslim money, Muslim oil, money, money, money;

oo the September 11 Queen: yes it did happen on my watch, but I was promoted because it did happen on my watch, and I was promoted, so that cancels things out, since I was promoted; and

oo Bubble-to-Bubble Alan Screw-the-Greenback : Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. Hey: not my fault; the damn politicians refuse to raise taxes and they globalize by shipping industry overseas. You’re not gonna blame me for a recession. Blame whoever comes after me. Let him raise the rates to 7-8%. Don’t you dare say I don’t have balls. Blame globalization. Bubble. Bubble. Bubble. Bubble.