PLANTATION IRAQ: THE HARMFUL IDIOTS PREPARE FOR AN EVENTUAL CAPTURE OF POWER BY THEIR ANCILLARY ARMY.

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(UPDATE:

6/5/08: the SOFA AKA proposed strategic alliance controversy is heating up. Boy, is it heating up! And, as I suspected (see last post), it's being linked to the attempt by the harmful idiots to have the Badr/Dawa state enact the oil law.)

BACKGROUND

I’ve referred in this newsletter often to an ancillary state that I’ve always suspected the harmful idiots were building in Iraq. But I’ve had a difficult time outlining that state’s contours. Likely it’s made up of high-ranking commanders in the armed forces, Shia and Sunni, with a smattering of Kurds, and a following of junior officers and troops. The latter are thought to be allegiant to the high-ranking commanders. In effect: military tribes within the Badr Brigade AKA Iraqi armed forces.

Why the ancillary state? Because the harmful idiots have no critical mass within the Iraqi body politic that they can trust and on which they can rely. To compensate, the harmful idiots believe that they can rely on the high-ranking commanders, who they know intimately, and no one else. They likely believe that the following of the high-ranking commanders would respond to these, and these to the harmful idiots, when the time comes to do whatever they would want them to do. (I don’t think they themselves have a clear idea on what the end-game is.) The harmful idiots don’t trust the double agents’ Badr/Dawa government, many of whose people they relied on when they invaded; the Sunnis have self-emaciated and are in a waiting mode, on the dole; the Kurds are busy buttressing their hold over their nouveau Israel in the north. They’re getting international recognition for their new state. Sarkozi’s France, for instance, recently opened an embassy in Irbil, the capital of the nouveau Kurdish Israel. (Yeah, yeah, yeah; call it what you want: an embassy by any other name is an embassy.) Everyone, including the beggar Sarkozy, finds it easy and convenient to screw Arabs.


COME SOFA

The ongoing controversy over the Status of Forces (SOFA)/strategic alliance Agreement is adding some contrast to the ancillary state. SOFA , which is being negotiated between the double agents’ Badr/Dawa government in Iraq and the harmful idiots, would in essence allow for US bases in Iraq and for an extended stay of US troops in that plantation, without having to return to the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) to seek extensions for that stay. There, at the UNSC, the harmful idiots would have to confront such unsavory countries as self-confident Russia -- rich (thanks to us and our run-away “expansion” to which the harmful idiots in their abject mediocrity hadn't paid attention when they wanted to launch the New American Century by making a grab for Arab Iraqi oil and eliminating a defenseless Arab country -- the imperial blind spot) and un-encumbered by self-indulged foreign burdens. No, thank you. This is a grab, the harmful idiots "think," not a peace mission. (Please refer to the prior post for more background.)

COUP D'ETAT

The ancillary state the harmful idiots have put together can be seen (you have to look a tad hard) in the interview granted the Saudi al-Hayat (it claims to be Lebanese) by an Iraqi official -- a “senior source.” (“Baghdad Wants Temporary American Bases [that are] Restricted in their Mission and Washington Wants Domination, and the Freedom of Movement on Land, in Air, and by Sea.” www.daralhayat.com, June 3, 2008) (Arabic.) In that interview, the senior official revealed that one of the objections the double agents’ government has against the proposed SOFA is that SOFA doesn’t afford the double agents’ government any protection from a military coup d’etat. Get it? The double agents’ government, democratically elected, knows something: it knows that the harmful idiots have evolved an ancillary state within their double-agency state, one made up of military men and their following who, when it becomes feasible, would depose the double agents and lay once-Arab Iraq and its oil prostrate before the harmful idiots. Dream on, of course, but analysis is analysis and I can’t do it all because there’s so much harm and idiocy to the harmful idiots.

(Tooting my own horn: I remember years ago, when young and naive, warning that democracy in Iraq -- which the harmful idiots had advertised as one of their lofty goals -- would be welcomed by Iran.)


The harmful idiots’ thinking: If not a small group of army commanders to run Iraq -- what a management nightmare that place would be!

You don’t say. It is and would be if you want to stay there and be all you can be -- a gofer.

To manage SOFA, maybe, Maliki is off to Tehran allegedly to discuss among other things Iranian transgressions in Iraq. More realistically he’s there (or heading there soon) on behalf of the harmful idiots and his double-agency government to ask Tehran what is it that it wants.
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Warning to those among the readers who are dense: what follows is (informed) fiction.

SCENE: THE WHITE HOUSE; THE CRUSADER OF CHRISTIAN ZIONISM, AFTER HIS DAILY WEIGHT-LIFTING TO COMPENSATE FOR THE FEW BEERS HE CAN'T HAVE AND THE TREATMENT HE NEVER SOUGHT, WONDERS: WHAT WILL MALIKI TELL THE TEHRANIANISTS?

SaudiPolitics via eavesdropping of its own has just learned what prepared Maliki for the trip:

Irate Bald Samson: Damn it, Maliki, listen and listen well. You tell the fu—ing mullahs that we’re staying in Iraq, they fu–ing like it or not.

Double-Agent Maliki: Mr. Vice Bresident [many Arabs have difficulty bronouncing the letter “p.”], the Iranians don’t want you out. They want a bartnership with you.

Irate Bald Samson: Fu–ing partnership with these fu—ing assholes? What the f---- have they done or paid to deserve a partnership? Maliki, I’m warning you, you either are with us or with the fu–ing mullahs. You know our boys in the Mosad will get your ass wherever you may be.

Double-Agent Maliki: Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Oh yeah? Good you tell me, Bald Samson. Now I know that the mullahs are my best brotection against you and your Mosad, you son-of-a-ahbah, son-of-a-sharmouta. [Psst: Arabic for whore.]

(Less) Irate Bald Samson: Maliki, my man, I didn’t mean it like that . F--- Mosad. F--- the Israelis.

Double-Agent Maliki: Well, that’s what you said, isn’t it, that you’ll send Mosad after me?

(Less) Irate Bald Samson: I meant after the mullahs. Listen, you’re a government man, you understand my frustration. Our asshole people, even in government, have been hounding us for years now about our run-of-the-mill interrogation methods. [Dan Froomkin, “White House Ignored Torture Warnings.” WashingtonPost.com; May 21, 2008.] How’s a fu–ing government to operate in a fu–ing state of emergency without f--ing torturing the fu---ing sons of bitches?

Double-Agent Maliki: I understand, Mr. Vice-Bresident. I’ll do my pest (Oobs!) with the mullahs.

(Less) Irate Bald Samson: Thank you, Maliki. You got a job with Big Oil, you and your family. Just send them by. But do tell the mullahs I’m fu–ing tired of them fu–ing with me. Tell them it’s fu–ing personal.
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EVEN MORE HILARIOUS: SYRIA.

I really need a laugh and I might get it if the International Atomic Energy Administration (IAEA) finds out that the site the Israelis and the harmful idiots had bombed in Syria, suspecting it to be a North Korean nuclear reactor under construction, is not. I wouldn’t put it past the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to have set up the entire thing to siphon off any and all credibility the harmful idiots may have left. (The harmful idiots have no credibility with anyone but with the nuclear reactors’ merchant Sarkozy and the Catholic Fighter of Arabs and Muslims, Blair.) Let’s make it look like we’re building a nuclear reactor right near the Turkish border; let’s allow the harmful idiots to receive some intelligence about the matter; let’s play cat-and-mouse games with the IAEA when it asks to survey the site; then let’s allow them.