WA-3ALAYKUM AL-SALAM

By Barack Hussein Obama

Hello Brother Muslims of all creeds
3alaykum al-salam
Your oil a fellow Muslim seeks
Pipeline routes
An eye on China,
On Russia
Kazakhstan’s wealth
A HIGHWAY to
The Central Asian energy riches

Didn’t I say:
3Alaykum as-Salam?
Didn’t I say
In Allah and US/Israel
and not in Iran
Is your and our aman (safety)?


I’ve come to you my fellow Mou’mineen (Believers)
To tell you that - -
The orphans,
The widows,
The millions of refugees,
The theft of your Arab and Muslim identity
Dismantling an Arab country - -
Abu Ghraib
Christian-style lynching
Texas justice
All of this - -
‘Twas a misunderstanding
Pardon us- -

We certainly didn’t mean


A misunderstanding
It was
La 7awla wala Quwwata illa billah

Bism all-llah al Rahman al-Raheem
Al-hamdu Li-llah Rabba al-3alameen
Maliki Yawmi’l Din
Iyyaka Na3budu wa-iyyka nasta3een
Ahdina al-Ssiratta al-Mustaqim
Ssiratta ll-azine an3amta 3alyhim
Ghayr al-Maghdubi 3alayhim
Wala al-Dhallin
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(SHAPIRO! EMANUEL! : DID YOUR ISRAEL BOYS APPROVE OF THIS SCRIPT?)
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Aameen