rough second draft DECLARATION OF (NO) CONFLICT1. There once was a rumor going about that we’re related, you on your mother’s side, I on my father’s. My answer to this rumor: Nature is cruel -- so cruel that it didn’t go half-half on anything between the Mitchells and the Khaters. It gave the Mitchells all the smarts.
2. I’m sick and tired of the Middle East.
3. No, I have no attachment to any Lebanese party whatsoever, or Saudi, or Ethiopian, or Syrian, or Samoan. I don’t mean to be harsh: but I don’t care about all of these places. Give me a beach any day. So why do I have a blog on Arab politics? Likely because at one time I thought people would listen. Post September 11. No one does. But I do have other interests, you know, like keeping up with defense attorney Harry Wessel (www.HarryWessel.com.) Mr. Wessel is
the attorney you want on your side if you get in trouble in Washington, D.C.
4. I don’t have any interest whatsoever in political appointment. To prove it: this blog has spared no one.
Here’s a short outline of what I think you should be looking for as background in your negotiations. Warning: It'd destroy your negotiations if you reveal in any way that you got ideas from this blog; don’t even acknowledge reading it! Everything in this blog is insulting to the actors.
IRAQ DID CHANGE A LOT OF THINGSAs much as I’d like to think that the more things change the more they’re the same -- for the time being: Iraq has changed everything. I don’t know what the people who eliminated Arab Iraq had in mind. (I do know, but it’s neither here nor there now.) But I can tell you that these people must’ve never taken International Relations Theory 101 -- mostly about balance of power. Too, these people didn’t understand the limit of things in their own country – such as how our economy can be pushed to a limit, and how other countries do have money, too, and can balance our power by funding those who oppose harmful idiot plans. Finally, because these people are Israel-obsessed, they were bad students of the region. All in all: a disaster.
ARAB IRAQ HAD BALANCED IRANIAN POWERArab Iraq had balanced Iranian power, but not only militarily. More importantly, Arab Iraq was secular and partook in an Arab nationalist ideology that was acceptable to the Shia Arabs and had welcomed the Kurds, too, so long as these adopted Arab nationalism. When the harmful idiots eliminated Arab Iraq, they opened up a pandora’s box:
00 Iran no longer had an Arab regional military power to stand in its way – and no, Israel isn’t Arab nor Muslim and therefore cannot balance Iranian power; and
00 Iran, as a Shia power concerned with its Shia realm, laid claim to the Shia of Iraq (a majority) and Lebanon (likely a plurality by now) -- and, sooner or later, the Shia of the Gulf, who occupy mostly the eastern side of the Arabian Peninsula. (Bahrain, for instance, is majority Shia.) Even Yemen features a Shia minority and that fact became more widely known during the Saadah armed clashes pitting Shia (the Hawthis) against government troops. Saudi Arabia has Shia abutting its border with Yemen, an extension of the Saadah region. In addition, as with all the Gulf Arab countries, Saudi Arabia has a Shia minority in the Eastern Province.
It’s not that the Arab Shia necessarily follow Shia Iran’s lead. It’s that in many of the Arab countries the Arab Shia are treated as second class citizens. With the disappearance of Arab Iraq (and earlier that of Arab Egypt, also eliminated by the symbiotic alliance of the harmful idiots and the Israelis), these Arab Shia have come to find Iran attractive. Iran, in turn, under pressure by the Arab protectorates of the harmful idiots, and by the harmful idiots, trying to fail the Iranian Islamic government, seeks out the Arab Shia to buttress its defenses.
Militarily, the elimination of Arab Iraq has freed Iran. Here’s an example: the United Arab Emirates owns three islands in the Gulf: Abu Musa, Greater Tomb, and Smaller Tomb. Had Arab Iraq been around, Iran, which occupies these islands, would not be able to build any structure of significance on this Arab land. The Iraqi air force would take care of these structures. No longer. And, once again, no: Israel can’t do it. Israel’s involvement in the UAE, already pronounced, will eventually come to hurt the UAE -- what with events like Gaza and Israel’s savagery against Arabs, mostly Palestinian civilians, including children.
Israel hoorayed the invasion of Iraq. But that invasion has turned the tables on Israel. The argument that the mistake was in the disbanding of the Iraqi army and the Baath is a non-starter. To invade Iraq, Mr. Bush and his entourage mobilized Evangelists and Jews, neither one of whom had any love lost towards Arabs, the Sunni in particular. You can’t mobilize people and peak their hate of others so that they would conquer these; yet expect that these (Evangelists and Jews) make a fast turn around and begin to love the same people they so hated and conquered.
The ones who ran the show in Iraq soon after the invasion were mostly of the two groups. For instance, one of your former colleagues, Jewish, headed to Baghdad to lecture the Kangaroo court which tried Saddam Hussein on how to speed up the process -- which led to delivering the man to the lynch mob. You’ve been a judge and you would know better than others that that would’ve been grounds for a mistrial and recusal of the “judicial” team hearing the case. Even a change of forum likely would’ve been necessary -- say to a place like Cyprus.
Not to mention that not disbanding the Iraqi army would’ve resulted in a Shia insurgency, not Sunni. In other words, the conquerors had to chose between two insurgencies.
A NEW PARADIGM IN POLITICS: THE NEAR-ELIMINATION OF CORRUPTIONIran is very much a player in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. It sees Lebanon, for instance, as part of its strategy to deter an Israeli attack on it. It’s important, however, to not adopt the view that Iran is causing all the trouble. Hamas, supported by Iran, had won parliamentary elections! You couldn’t win parliamentary elections just because Iran supports you.
Why did Hamas win? Hamas and Hezbollah have introduced something novel to the Arab World: non-corruption! These two groups provide essential services to their constituents and do not rob national coffers blind. In contrast, Fateh, which is funded to the hilt by our CIA (I’m analytically guessing) is corrupt to the bone. In Lebanon, the late Rafiq al-Hariri, an asset of Saudi Arabia and our CIA (analytical conclusion) robbed the Lebanese national coffers blind; some say to the tune of $17 billion. Hezbollah’s leaders and those of Hamas in contrast are ascetics! (Hezbollah, too, contributed to the bankruptcy of the Lebanese state; but the money went to its constituency, not into the pockets of its leaders.)
At any rate: it helps to think of Hamas as the opposition; ditto for Hezbollah. It, too, helps to think of the Arab East, including the Gulf countries, as one Arab country. Hamas, Hezbollah, the Muslim Brothers –-- these are part of the political opposition in that one country.
BEYOND THE SCOPE OF YOUR MISSION?The Bush people and Israel (with their Arab allies) have repeatedly miscalculated. Two recent examples come to mind: the Israeli assault on Lebanon in 2006 to create a “new Middle East” (the words of the September 11 Queen) and the recent assault on Gaza to uproot Hamas and bring into Gaza the forces of Mahmoud Abbas, being trained mostly by the Jordanians AKA CIA. (Think of Jordan as a CIA station -- analytical conclusion. I’m not being normative: the Jordanian ruling elite, too, needs to make a living.) In both, Israel and the Bush people failed to achieve their goals: eliminating Hezbollah and Hamas. If anything, both should become stronger. Non-corruption (and an impressive secrecy for Hezbollah -- I suspect Hamas will follow that route) is their most stunning weapon -- not missiles.
Iran needs Hezbollah as a deterrent against Israel -- to prevent Israel from attacking Iran’s nuclear facilities. Israel attacks and Hezbollah will launch thousands of rockets and missiles into Israel. That doesn’t make Hezbollah an Iranian force. The better way to think about this is to see it as a quid pro quo: Hezbollah is a Lebanese political party; it needs to compete in Lebanon’s elections; all Lebanese political parties receive funding from abroad: from Saudi Arabia, Iran, the harmful idiots, Kuwait, Arab Qatar, and France. Iran therefore is just another source of income that allows for competition. (Not to complicate matters: Hezbollah, too, packs a lot of Arab nationalism . In that sense, it has its own Arab agenda, separate and apart from Iran.)
Iran needs Hamas as a rallying cry, a Sunni Arab symbol for a Shia Iranian power. With Hamas, Iran would look good the Arab World over, and the Islamic World -- majority Sunni -- too. Iran’s support of this Arab Sunni rallying cry , Hamas, prevents the Arabs of Palestine, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Yemen and Saudi Arabia (remember: they’re one country) from streaming into Iraq to fight the Shia regime there, and Iran. An inexpensive enterprise if you ask me. Hamas needs Iran, too. (Remember: the quid pro quo.) The harmful idiots, the Saudis, and the Emiratis pump lots of money into corrupt Fateh. What’s an Arab opposition party to do, as it witnesses the obscene corruption of the President of its country and his entourage? Their theft of resources to build villas in Jordan, instead of using these resources to improve the life of the Palestinian nation?
Will you be talking to the Iranians? Would it help?
ISRAELThe Israeli leaders remind me of the Arab Christian Maronite leaders in 1975 --with one major difference: the Arab leaders of the Maronites aren’t thieves of others’ land and water. These outbid each other so viciously on “protecting” the Christians that they ended up screwing the Christians. Lebanon had been exploding demographically, which had translated into a ticking sectarian time-bomb. Add to that the fact that the PLO in Lebanon had formed a state within a state, financially and militarily, being generously financed by Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Libya, and others.
Then came the alliance of three intelligence services: the CIA, Jordan's, and the Lebanese
Deuxieme Bureau. These services had (mis-) calculated (what’s new?) that they can train and equip the Lebanese Christians to supplement the army in its plan to rein in the PLO -- all to avoid doing the right (Palestinian) thing. The Arab Christian Maronite leaders’ best option would’ve been to lay off and wait things out, until a Palestinian state is formed. Instead, they hyped each other into virtual suicide for their country and their community. The Israeli leaders are doing the same thing: it’s a contest among them on who can order the killing of the largest number of Palestinians, children and civilians included. This doesn’t work, to say the least.
There are things the Israelis can do. They can, for instance, open up their colleges to Palestinians. We know that women who attend college have less children than those who don’t. Gaza can use colleges.
Do be mindful that the Israelis would rather deal with any Arab who is not a Palestinian. At a very deep level, the Israelis likely fear that the very existence of the Palestinian national identity is tantamount to an irredentist future. That the Palestinian national identity eliminates the Israeli. What the Israelis don’t seem to appreciate is that they’re really are connected to the Palestinians in the deepest of fashions. In the long run, Israel/Palestine really is one country and the two national groups will have to accommodate each other in that country.
SYRIASyria is the only country with a pan-Arab ideology that is still standing on its feet. You eliminate it and you’ll pay the heaviest of prices. It’ll be the Sunni Islamists’ biggest victory, perhaps allied to Iran as a most likely scenario. The majority of the population in Syria is Sunni. They support a mostly-Alawite government not only because of repression. They do so because Syria is truly secular – maybe the only one in the Arab World. In addition, Syria’s commitment on behalf of the Palestinian cause is paramount. This support is pragmatic, too. It keeps the Syrians united. It’s no secret that Saudi intelligence has tried to foment Sunni trouble in Syria against the Asad government. Israel’s savage assault on Gaza, however, was godsend. As a consequence, Syria’s Muslim Brothers (likely–analytically–funded by the harmful idiots and Saudi intelligence) declared the suspension of their activism against the Syrian government, which activism likely was supported by Saudi intelligence.
Syria will not be able to act without the Palestinians, Hamas included. Its Sunni majority wouldn’t stand for it. So: a peace agreement has to be comprehensive. Financially: even if Saudi Arabia promises to replace all the benefits Syria receives from Iran and Russia (a couple of years ago, Russia forgave Syria over $10 billion), Syria couldn’t trust that the Saudis would keep up their promise. Russia and Iran need Syria. Saudi Arabia doesn’t. Better receive help from those who need you, right?
LEBANONThe Lebanese state is financially bankrupt, direly so. Saudi Arabia has pulled out its financial support because it’s not getting its way in Lebanon. Though the royals, partners with the Hariris, likely are collecting usurious interest money from the Lebanese state, since Hariri and his royal partners own at least one bank (likely two) which had loaned money to the state, of which Hariri stole half, yet the state pays interest
ad infinitum to his (and the royals’) banks. (Which proves my point that you cannot depend on the Saudis. Saudi intelligence is channeling money through Hariri/Seniora to sectors of the population to try and keep a Hariri-led majority in parliament.) I suspect that Iran came in to replace Saudi Arabia and float(financially) the Lebanese state.
Lebanon has an estimated 410,000 Palestinians refugees. (Remember: Lebanon’s population is estimated at around 4 million.) How are you going to handle that? Like Syria, Lebanon will have to wait for a comprehensive settlement. At which settlement Lebanon expects to be compensated for all the turbulence and misery it has experienced from the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Expect Hezbollah to champion that rallying cry to widen its popularity. (No one really has the money now–not Europe and not us.)
Lebanon’s cargo-cult-iyism works for it. The civil war had pushed out so many people to the West. These relatively recent immigrants send remittances – the essential income for many Lebanese. You may want to include the thousands of Lebanese now living in Israel in your negotiations. (I’m not sure how many of these still are in Israel.) These had been the backbone of Israel’s occupation of south Lebanon. My understanding had been that these would like to emigrate to the West, but that no one there wants them. I suspect many countries in the West believe that these would be Israeli spies/operatives anywhere they land, to be used by Israel especially against Arab emigre communities in these countries. Some might be, but I doubt the majority of them would be. It’ll be a kind gesture towards thousands of Lebanese (their extended families) if you would include these in your negotiations and perhaps ease their way into the West.
EGYPTA ruling elite looking (badly) to be used by the harmful idiots.
Having signed a separate peace treaty with Israel, that elite had lost credibility in the Arab and Muslim worlds. (It wasn’t the signing of the treaty; it was the separate signing.) The Egyptian ruling elite likes to think of itself as able to balance Iranian power. Not. I believe it cooperated with Israel on Gaza to take advantage of the Israelis’ superb influence in the country of the harmful idiots – ours. The
quid pro quo for their cooperation: to have Israel use its influence in the U.S. to persuade the harmful idiots to pay for and use Egyptian intelligence and army operatives in Iraq as U.S. troops begin their withdrawal -- to work with the U.S. contingent left in that country.
SAUDI ARABIASaudi Arabia and the other Arab Gulf countries to contain Iran had funded Arab Iraq’s unprovoked eight-year war on Iran. Later, on orders from the harmful idiots, these Arab protectorates turned on Arab Iraq and asked for their money back! But before these orders had been issued, and using the dumb Arab Sunni of Iraq, Saudi Arabia had succeeded in using these dumb Arab Sunni to contain Iran’s Islamic revolution. Then came Crusader, Bald Samson, and the Boys of the Diaspora -- and all became history.
For years Saudi foreign policy has been influenced by Bandar bin Sultan. Makes sense from a protectorate’s perspective: Saudi Arabia, like Israel and the other protectorates, nearly always give a higher voice to those who are friends (“assets”–their corrupt careers having been helped along by the harmful idiots) of an American administration. But, unlike Israel, Saudi Arabia doesn’t have a natural constituency in this country. The Diaspora Boys’ success in co-opting the Evangelist Right has robbed the Saudis of even the Big Oil constituency – since the politicians of the Evangelist Right (e.g., Crusader, Bald Samson) are, too, the politicians of Big Oil. These politicians are allied to the Israel Lobby. Ergo: Big Oil is allied to the Israel lobby. To make things even more depressing for the Saudis, the Diaspora Boys had succeeded at co-opting what is labeled as the Arab lobby. That lobby had never been impressive in its achievements. But now, in good part, it's a make-believe lobby! ha!
The Saudis have tried to get around this by co-opting the Israel lobby itself. Hence the analytical conclusion of this blog a time ago that the Saudis likely have been funding the Israel lobby.
The Saudis are eminently confused. On the one hand they cooperated with Israel and Egypt against the Gaza Palestinians. They did so with the idea that the harmful idiots would give Egypt a prominent role in Iraq and the region. (Saudi Arabia perceives Egypt as the only Arab country that’s able to (allegedly) protect the Saudi ruling elite from Iranian influence in Iraq. ) Egypt can field enough intelligence operatives to constitute a small army. In addition, Israel needs Egypt to rein in Gaza and therefore Israel will sway the harmful idiots to do what’s beneficial for the Saudi ruling elite, allied to Egypt, who's needed by Israel. (No longer: Israel went to the US and Europe to rein in Gaza; not to Egypt!) President Obama seemed to be biting when he phoned President Mubarak. (I think he phoned the Saudis a couple of days later, quite disconcerting for these.) But it doesn’t seem that President Obama is reneging on his promise to withdraw a majority of U.S. troops from Iraq, contravening an essential demand of the Saudis (and their Israeli allies.) And it’s unclear whether he would bite on funding and using an Egyptian contra inside Iraq.
(As the number of American troops diminish in Iraq, you can expect the majority of the Arab Sunni of that country to align increasingly with Iran, as the Lebanese Christians de facto did. It wouldn’t matter that the Saudis would flood the Arab Sunni with money. In the end Saudi Arabia’s cooperation with Crusader and Bald Samson in the invasion of Iraq gave the historical screw to the Arab Sunni of Iraq. It’s just a matter of how skillful the Iranians will be in handling the Arab Sunni rapprochement towards them. The Iranians have proved skillful in other situations – e.g., Lebanon. Hence the concern of the Saudis. )
The Saudis have championed the so-called Arab peace initiative towards Israel. This doesn’t work. Saudi Arabia can champion what it wants when oil prices are high; or when under pressure soon after September 11 and the wave of racist hate against them and all Arabs. But Saudi Arabia should necessarily lose its enthusiasm when oil prices are low. Not to mention statements and policies by Israeli leaders (most recently for your benefit) to the effect that settlements will grow larger. (When oil prices are low the Saudi ruling elite will necessarily turn inward and deal with a revived political opposition to governance by an extended family.) The Palestinians, including and especially Hamas, and the Syrians (because of Syria’s Arab nationalism, AKA Sunni majority) are the key to peace with Israel. Not Saudi Arabia.
ARAB QATARDo talk to its emir and its foreign minister. Arabness (and therefore credibility) seems to be well-entrenched in Arab Qatar. It’s worth at least one visit.