Rough 5th draft. ANALYTICAL ADDITIONS HIGHLIGHTED.NOTES::
1. 6/17/09 - - Experience has taught Arabs and Muslims to know, with certainty, that U.S. foreign policy in the Arab nation and the Islamic World is one-and-the-same as Israel's. To Arabs, the invasion and dismantlement of Arab Iraq proved the point beyond a doubt. Not only did the idea to invade seem to originate with America's Jewish Right, with Jewish liberal support. But the armies of those who wanted to set up the new government in Iraq seemed, too, to be of the same origin and of those allied to that Israel-obsessed ethnic right wing.
So Arab friends and aquaintances rejected my hypothesis, outlined in this essay, that the idiots-reluctant are in fact trying to forge for themselves in the Arab nation and the Muslim World a foreign policy that is independent of Israel. In retrospect, their skepticism and incredulity, grounded in history, was tantamount to perceiving the change, if any, as a passing matter. To some, my hypothesis confirmed to them only that the Obama Administration is trying to breathe new life into the harmful idiots' campaign to destroy-the-Arabs-and-their-identity. That nothing in fact has changed. The only difference, these claimed, was that the idiots-reluctant have asked the Israeli boys to take a back seat - - temporarily. A ruse, really.
It's only with this in mind that I understand the call by former President Carter on the idiots to speak to Hamas. (This blog has called for that a while ago.) President Carter is thinking ahead: don't go half-way, he seems to be saying. Go all the way. President Carter likely knows about the HIGHWAY our idiots are trying to construct to the energy-rich Central Asian states to, among other things, rob Russia of its ability to have such sway over Europe. The former President wanted the idiots to be ahead in the game.
But no Arab (justifiably) will expect the United States to go all the way. (Nor should the good former President.) If only because the idiots' own "Arab allies," don't want Hamas - - a vanguard of the non-corrupt Arab opposition and Islamic Arab nationalism - - or the likes of Hamas to replace them as the recipients of the idiots' largesse and of the largesse of the idiots' Arab Bank/slush fund - - the Arab protectorates of the Gulf. These "Arab allies" want to be
the Arab rest stop on the HIGHWAY, not Hamas and its ilk.
I tried to explain that the idiots' delivery to Hezbollah, directly or through French intelligence, of Israel's spy network in Lebanon is terrific evidence that the idiots don't want Arabs to associate them with the Israelis. Their retort: it's Israeli propaganda, blaming the U.S. and France for the fact that likely Iran had helped the Lebanese state gather up Israel's spies.
They could be right. I give up.
2. Please be mindful that I tend to want to make things exciting for the reader. Which, at times, ends up looking like all is a zero-sum game. In the following analysis, you should be aware that the triumphal plans by Crusader, Bald Samson, and the Israel Realm Choir may have become dead - - for a great while. The Pentagon, I would think, post-dismantlement of an Arab country and having shed the Israel-realm ideologues, is likely the most realist of all the government agencies. It should know its limitations better than any other. With the hope, of course, that the Pentagon has advisers who understand their own country - - its finances and its trade wars, foremost - - and are able to decipher foreign policy with that in mind.
That said, it could be that the plans of the idiots-reluctant are more modest than I portray them. At this stage, it could be that what they want, first and foremost, is to return to a modicum of stability after the above-mentioned team, mediocre and reckless in the extreme, had so miscalculated.
What I'm asking you to do is to act as my Editor and add a few grains of salt to what you read here. With the limited time I have, I cannot be as thorough as a team of analysts. Suffice it to say that, when you read about Iran and Russia and others - - it behooves you to think that these actors cannot trust the United States under this-or-that administration. If only because a version of the harmful idiots might make a come-back. (I can sniff them rallying under the . . . yes, Virginia, the Netanyahu flag!) Acordingly, whatever deal these foreign actors will seek from the United States likely will include substantial and material assurances about the future.
ABSURD EVENTS AS CLUES TO THE IDIOTS-RELUCTANT'S MINDSome occurrences at first look absurd. But upon some mulling over, these same absurdities become sign posts that tell us about the thinking of the idiots-reluctant as these pave THE HIGHWAY to the Central Asian energy fields - - a highway which passes through the Arab nation, now shattered, but itself energy-rich.
Take for example the equipping and training by the idiots-reluctant of Iraq’s army; and take their plans to arm Lebanon’s. In both cases the idiots-reluctant should be arming forces that are open to Iran. Absurd, right?
ONE INTERPRETATION FOR THE ABSURDITIESOne interpretation would be that the idiots-reluctant, sooner-or-later, will finish the Islamic Republic by-war-or-by-blockade or, believe it or not, by opening up to it as they're currently doing. At that time, as a result, this thinking would go, the idiots-reluctant would own Lebanon and Iraq - - with the Shia and opposition forces in both places having lost their government of reference, the Islamic Republic. The HIGHWAY would be that much wider and should include as a rest stop Iraq’s energy fields. Maybe even Iran’s, too.
In other words: forget resource nationalism.This strategy makes sense only if
among other things (e.g., resource nationalism) the financial realities play along. In other words, if the country of the idiots-reluctant (our tortured HIGHWAY builder) prints a lot of money, energy prices would go up in dollar terms. As a consequence, too, Iran and Russia would become more rich (in dollar terms), which would give them the wherewithal to to fight off much better the construction of that HIGHWAY.
In contrast, perhaps, if the country of the idiots-reluctant prints less money, it’ll have domestic turmoil; printing less money, too, would delay the expansion of the tax base by bringing in less immigrants; and that - - tighter economic growth, tighter expansion, and tighter tax base to take on the burden of the nearly 80 million aging baby-boomers - - would force the lowering of expenditure on “wars” and would force the idiots-reluctant to return home the troops. There’s a balance somewhere between the two financial scenarios where there’s enough of an injection of immigrants to widen the tax base and a modicum of a revival of the economy to support the expansion of the HIGHWAY.
In periods of financial distress, the idiots can rely on their Arab BANK, the Arab Gulf countries, for continued funding of work on the HIGHWAY. The Arab Gulf protectorates do act as the BANK for the idiots, both harmful and reluctant, where an indirect oil tax is imposed on the
not-that-far-off-to-be-one-billion hard-working ants. This Bank’s coffers are filled when oil prices spike and dollars are transferred automatically to the coffers. The idiots use these deposits - - a slush fund - - to consolidate the perceived gains made by the idiots, be they harmful or reluctant, in the construction of the HIGHWAY.
Consider, for instance, all the “investments” being made by the U.A.E. in the nation-state of Iraqi Kurdistan. In this perspective, and perhaps in the one that follows, too, the idiots’ U.A.E. Branch of the BANK is buttressing the idiots’ earlier “achievement” in securing and widening the HIGHWAY in its energy rich Iraqi stretch - - specifically: in the Kurdish part of the Iraqi Plantation - - the nation-state of Iraqi Kurdistan. Soon, the realistic hope is, the HIGHWAY should encompass the Iranian stretch. We’re almost there: at one end of the energy-rich Caspian Sea Basin. Not far off, in Pakistan, we don’t need a clear victory there; only an endemic civil war that keeps the Taliban preoccupied while we “secure” the Afghani part of the HIGHWAY - -this time to sit atop the Hindu Kush where we can monitor our competitors - -the military (Russia) and the mercantile (China) - - the latter, the bastards, refusing to buy from us the amounts we buy from them.
While this interpretation speaks to one part of what’s on the idiots-reluctant’s mind, it doesn’t provide the full picture. The section that follows somewhat completes the mapping of the idiots-reluctant’s strategy and shows the species to be more cunning than its genus’s name (IDIOTSRELUCTANAMUS) conveys. In other words, the interpretation that follows complements the one outlined above.
THE SECOND INTERPRETATION: THE REALITY IS STUNNING REALISMI’ll put it bluntly: the construction of the HIGHWAY doesn’t require the elimination of the Islamic Republic and is eminently delayed by non-acceptance of the Islamic Republic-as-Islamic Republic. (Times might change and the idiots might once again go triumphal. But it won’t be soon. And
there's the complication that the Islamic Republic’s leadership likely considers a lot of what’s coming out of the idiots-reluctant capital as a ruse.) For now, however, the idiots-reluctant seem to have truly turned the corner, even willing to invite the Iranian Islamists to the July 4th celebration at U.S. consulates worldwide. They’re sending out the signals loud-and-clear that they love the Islamic Republic. A ruse? We’ll have to wait-and-see.
The idiots-reluctant don’t want to say it too clearly lest they upset the digestive system of their “Arab allies.”
For there likely has occurred a genuine psychological shift towards the Islamic Republic - - this, even if one accounts for the probability of ruse-and-scheme production by the idiots-reluctant. As this newsletter has repeatedly outlined: the Islamic Republic, post-invasion and dismantlement of Arab Iraq, has learned to devise a self-disintegration defense to any war on it ordered by the idiots. At any rate, the idiots-reluctant are getting mileage out of their newfound disposition towards the Islamic Republic. At a minimum, the idiots-reluctant are using their newfound psychological shift/willingness to accept the Islamic Republic-as-Islamic Republic as a tool to obtain concessions from their Beloved Nuisance on the issue of the Palestinian state. They’ve already made up their mind, likely under Crusader, post-dismantlement-of-Arab-Iraq, that they can work with the Islamic Republic.
The Islamic Republic will now have to chose: bargain with the idiots-reluctant for a better regional position in the new relationship; or bleed the idiots-reluctant with the hope that their bankruptcy becomes yet more acute. That likely would force them to cut down on “war” spending and retreat the troops from Afghanistan and Iraq. Or somewhere in-between
since neither Iran nor Russia may want to see total failure by a willing police - - the idiots reluctant - - in Afghanistan. The calculus is complicated and is beyond the capacity of this author.
The Islamic Republic most certainly feels a fondness towards the United States; its young students do. Its young students want to be part of the not-far-off-to-be one-billion nation and take on the burden of the aging baby-boomers. The zeal they have. So, a part of the Iranian Islamists’s thinking - - if only because they’re aware of their young’s wish to have a lot of sex in the United States - - is accepting of partnership with the idiots-reluctant, so long as the Islamist elite isn’t made to play second fiddle to the Israeli colonialists. So long as the strategy of the idiots-reluctant isn’t one-and-the-same as Israel’s.
That wish might very well have become the idiots's command. The Islamic elite wants Iran to be the Center and the Arab nation a part of the hinterland; the Israeli elite wants their Israel (colonial settlements and all) to be the Center, and the Arab nation the hinterland.
What’s really significant isn’t so much the
de facto partnership with Iran. Or, more precisely, the psychological readiness to work with the Islamic Republic-as-Islamic Republic. It is the fact that ever since I’ve been looking at this, it now seems certain that the idiots-reluctant are snubbing their Beloved - - and way more than it appears at the surface! They’re really screwing around with it; they’re really are. To the point of having accepted an alliance-of-convenience with Hezbollah.
Ehud Barak complains about the U.S. supplying weapons to the Lebanese army - - that these weapons might end up in the hands of Hezbollah. So what, say the idiots-reluctant. Why don’t you wake up and smell the coffee? Don’t you get it: Until such time as you - - the Israelis - - do what we ask you to do, which happens to be the right thing - - to cease-and-desist from settling in other people’s lands - - we will not give a hoot whether our weapons end up in Hezbollah’s hands. Until then, we’ll use doublespeak about how much we care about Israel, which we know you like to hear. We’ll do that - - screw around with you while doublespeaking - - until you stop delaying our construction of the HIGHWAY - - a national security priority.
I love it. The idiots-reluctant are on to something. (Warning: My loving it doesn’t mean they will succeed. The details are many and the devil is in the . . . right?) Yes, we’ll include a few symbolic Jews who are extremely fond of Israel and who happen to possess security clearances (e.g., Ross, Levey) in this administration. We’ll say that they're helping the President understand Israel from the inside, so to speak, making them the Jewish fall guys for the new realism. We’ll even unleash these on Iran and other such projects. But don’t you see it: these symbolic Jews are essential for the doublespeak (and therefore the actual policy) to work. Ingenious! When I grow up, I want to be an idiot-reluctant.
We
et/ou France - -
c’est pas tres important- - (We allow France to do brisk business - - e.g., the U.A.E. - - in exchange for helping us out) will even screw around with the Beloved Nuisance by supplying the Lebanese security forces with the technological ability to unfold the extensive spy network of the Beloved Nuisance in Lebanon - - to the delight of Hezbollah. Because we are allies of convenience with Hezbollah, can’t you see?
Better yet: the idiots-reluctant are playing the same double-peak game on their “Arab allies.” “We will not settle affairs with Iran on the back of our Arab allies.” What does that mean? Nothing.
[Oops: it does mean in essence that the idiots-reluctant will not leave Iraq. Period. Unless, of course, they reach an agreement with the Islamic Republic.] The Arab allies have to eat it. They eat shit every day and excrete gold. The Vice President heads to Lebanon to assure that his “allies” win that election. But, can’t you see, he wouldn’t have gone there had he not been assured that his allies in fact would win. Why would he risk eating away at the Obama Administration’s foreign policy aura by so visibly investing politcial capital in the Lebanese elections
and end up losing these? In other words: it's my submission here that the Vice President had been assured of the win. And not by our “allies” in Lebanon. But by Hezbollah itself!
We made a payment to Hezbollah and Iran in exchange for giving the Obama Admnistration a “win” in Lebanon. The payment: we, directly or through France,
helped that part of the Lebanese state that's in tune with Hezbollah nab Israel’s extensive spy network in that country. We did it likely to send yet another message to the Israelis that the idiots-reluctant can side-step the Israelis’ fortress: the U.S. Congress. We can do it, and did it, either directly or by winking at French intelligence.
To complicate matters: if in fact the U.S., directly or through France, delivered the Israeli spies in effect to Hezbollah, then such should carry many a message to the Arabs who Crusader/Bald Samson/the harmful idiots had encouraged to work with-and-for the Israelis. The messages:
(1) the U.S. will deliver Israel's Arab spies to the opposition (e.g., Hezbollah) or to the Arab governments when such serves the purpose of increasing the pressure on Israel to deliver on the Palestinian state; which means:
(2) you all should know that spying for Israel isn't tantamount to helping out the U.S. All should now make the effort to learn the new reality: the United States doesn't do Israel's bidding; and
(3) that message should be food-for-thought for all those Arabs who had visited Israel during and before Crusader's rule and schemed against Hezbollah and Iran. The U.S. is declaring its independence from Israel. Don't expect any protection from us.Hezbollah allowed the U.S. Lebanese proxies to win the elections. Iran restrained itself and decided not to match the idiots-reluctant’s payments, through their BANK's Saudi branch, to buy up votes. Not because Iran couldn’t afford it. Lebanon is small enough that nearly any large country can afford to buy it out - - but without its $50 bn said debt. It’s because Hezbollah and Iran had accepted the terms of the deal: we deliver Isreal’s spy network to you and you give us an electoral “victory” in Lebanon. But don’t you dare try to disarm Hezbollah, warn the Iranians. We the idiots will not since we, too, need Hezbollah. (See below.) But you’ll understand that we’ll use doublespeak to say we want to disarm it.
To Iran: we understand that Hezbollah is your insurance policy against an Israeli attack on your nuclear sites. It’s our insurance policy, too, for the same. We don’t want Israel to attack these sites either and enmesh us in yet another unnecessary war. So Hezbollah serves our purposes, too.
Truly ingenious.
I’m not dreaming up plots here. I’m telling you: the idiots-reluctant are on to something: THEY HAVE MADE UP THEIR MIND: the Islamic Republic is alright - - preferably not with Ahmadinejad - - right? But as Islamic Republic nonetheless. We can partner with it in the region, but we will use doublespeak to speak otherwise, so to speak. (Sorry.)
Speak. Speak.
Doublespeak.
A Palestinian state
We shall tweak
On the HIGHWAY
Bey'nd the Balteec.
A Hindu Kush outpost
We shall seek.
Speak. Speak.
Doublespeak.